Subaru musings: Part 1 - Where was this two months ago?; Part 2 - Inappropriate

I'm in Austin, TX, sitting in the Subaru dealership waiting while they change the oil and rotate the tires on my car.

While wasting a little time on Fark I came across a story about the world's largest ball of twine.

Oh, Wisconsin. Where were you when I needed you? Since I am 1,190 miles from your sphere of twiney goodness, there is no way I can make the detour now.

In other news, Facebook is blocked from the Subaru dealership's Wi-Fi access.

The "offender list?" That sounds pretty serious. You can tell how serious it is by the boldfaced red type. What happens now? Will someone from their IT department put a sign on my computer? Do I have to keep 100 yards away from Best Buy?